Indulge in a curated selection of the finest pizza captions tailored for your Instagram posts. Whether you’ve captured unforgettable pizza moments, or simply want to share your love for this delectable dish, our collection has you covered.
From classic wood-fired creations to unique square-shaped delights, there’s a quote for every pizza enthusiast. Explore this comprehensive compilation and pick your favorite.
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Pizza Quotes And Captions
1. Slice, slice, baby
2. Never sit around and wait for someone unless they’re delivering a pizza
3. Every meal would be better if it were pizza
4. Work hard, be nice, eat pizza
5. Surround yourself with pizza, not negativity
6. Whatever the question, pizza is the answer
7. But first, pizza.
8. Don’t listen to people who tell you you can’t eat a whole pizza, you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
9. Home is where the pizza is
10. You’ve stolen a pizz-a my heart
11. Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself
12. Pizza — quite possibly the only perfect food
13. A pizza’s worth a thousand words
14. Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza and that’s almost the same thing
15. I’m into fitness — fitness whole pizza in my mouth
16. A slice of heaven.
17. Are you wondering why there’s a pizza slice in both of my hands? This is what I call a well-balanced meal.
18. After exercising, I eat pizza. Just kidding, I don’t exercise.
19. Always great, never greasy.
20. Being slim sounds nice, but have you ever heard about pizza?
21. Better than a relationship.
22. Call me a pizzaphile.
23. Can’t top these toppings!
24. Cheese makes everything better.
25. Did you know that the food pyramid was inspired by the shape of the pizza slice?
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26. Don’t worry about trying to please everyone. You’re not pizza.
27. Everything I am, and everything I hope to be, I owe to pizza.
28. Experiencing a rough day? Here, take a slice!
29. Fitness season is right around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the pizza place.
30. Fitness Tip: “If you eat 3 slices of pizza without separating them, it counts as just one.”
31. Love is in the air…it smells like pizza.
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32. Pizza is an acceptable meal at any time of the day.
33. I cut carbs by dividing them into 8 slices.
34. On the eighth day, God created pizza.
35. A slice a day keeps the sadness away.
36. You can’t just eat good food. You’ve got to talk about it, too.
37. Happiness sounds like “pizza” to me.
38. I’m into fitness. Fitten this whole pizza into my mouth.
39. Pizza means a moment of uninterrupted peace.
40. I love you to the fridge and back.
41. It’s not a dream. Pizza is real!
42. Pizza is my life.
43. Pizza the pain away.
44. Live, love, and eat pizza.
45. Pizza… Are you my soulmate?!
46. All you need is love, but sometimes a pizza break works wonders.
47. Today is a good day to have a great pizza!
48. Roses are red, pizza sauce is, too. I ordered a large, and none of it is for you.
49. You wanna pizza me?
50. Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
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51. If pizza can’t fix it, it’s a serious problem..
52. There’s always room for pizza.
53. The secret ingredient is always cheese.
54. A slice on your plate is a smile on your face.
55. Save the planet, there’s pizza here.
56. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your pizza closest.
57. I would love you if you were pizza.
58. Keep your friends close and your pizza closer.
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59. Less drama, more pizza.
60. Happiness is a slice of pizza.
61. In crust we trust.
62. Home is where the pizza is.
63. All I need are wifi and pizza.
64. Round or square, thick or thin, every pizza is beautiful.
65. Yes pizza, I will marry you.
66. Seven days without pizza makes one weak.
67. Pizza – cheaper than therapy.
68. Being thin would be nice, but have you ever tasted pizza.
69. Keep calm and eat pizza.
70. Pizza sounds good anytime
71. Pizza is best in the morning
72. So addicted to pizza, I can eat it every day.
73. Want to make me happy? Order me pizza.
74. You don’t have to say sorry, you just have to buy me pizza.
75. My love language is buying pizza.
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76. I am always hungry for pizza.
77. There is always time and space for a slice of pizza.
78. Thank God for pizza.
79. Thank God for whoever invented pizza.
80. Pizza is my slice of life.
81. I will never get tired of eating pizza.
82. First date must-have is a box of pizza. Nothing else.
83. Nothing else matters if I don’t get my pizza.
84. Too obsessed with pizza
85. Have you ever seen anything so round and beautiful in your entire life?
86. I can’t turn lead into gold, but I can turn pizza into breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
87. I followed my heart, my brain, and my soul, and they all led me to pizza.
88. I lust for crust!
89. If there’s pizza, then count me in!
90. Is it hot in here, or is it just the hot sauce?
91. It’s only during days that end with “y” that I eat pizza.
92. Let’s get sauced!
93. Me and pizza—it’s a match!
94. My body is fueled by pizza.
95. My survival depends on only two things: “Wifi and pizza!”
96. No matter how much your heart is grieving, if you keep on eating pizza, the dream that you wish will come true.
97. Now this is what I call the circle of life.
98. One day, I will visit my dream destination—The Leaning Tower of Pizza!
99. Pizza time is coworker bonding time!
100. The best weekends begin with pizza.
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Pizza Catchphrases And Taglines
101. Enjoy the little things, like pizza dates and free bread.
102. I knew it was gonna be a good day when you said, ‘Let’s do pizza.’
103. If I share my pizza with you, it’s a big deal.
104. Have no fear, the pizza lady is here.
105. Did someone say pizza?
106. A good pizza can cure anything.
107. Life happens, pizza helps.
108. Well, pizza has tomatoes, doesn’t that count as veggies?
109. Is an all pizza diet healthy? Asking for a friend.
110. Life isn’t perfect, but your pizza can be.
111. Cheesy does it.
112. There’s food…and then there’s pizza.
113. Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to disagree?
114. You had me at pizza.
115. Problems come and go, but pizza is forever.
116. I followed my heart and it led me to pizza.
117. Work hard, be nice, and eat pizza.
118. Let this pizza serve as a reminder that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes.
119. When in doubt, order pizza.
120. We live in a society where pizza arrives before the police or the ambulance.
121. People disappoint, pizza never does.
122. Make pizza, not war.
123. Say no to drugs, say yes to pizza.
124. I’ll take another slice of that.
125. Say “cheese”.
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Pizza Captions For Instagram
126. All I need is sunshine, you, and pizza.
127. VIP means Very Important Pizza.
128. Nothing beats having pizza at the end of a stressful day.
129. It’s pizza time!
130. Always up for a pizza party!
131. Pizza time is always a good time!
132. Never having a party without pizza.
133. Pizza is an essential
134. The best gift for humankind
135. Never out of trend
136. I don’t need a special occasion to eat pizza.
137. Every day is a special occasion with pizza
138. I will only marry another pizza lover
139. Pizza and I are a never ending love affair
140. I will never cheat on pizza
141. There’s no such thing as too much cheese on pizza
142. Oven-fired goodness!
143. Passionate about pizza.
144. Pizza for president!
145. Pizza, hot sauce, and me—the holy trinity of hotness!
146. Pizza is not the answer. It’s the question, and yes is the answer!
147. Pizza tastes better than skinny feels.
148. Saved by pizza!
149. The biggest lie I tell myself is: “I’m going to eat one slice of pizza.”
150. The cheesier, the better!